September 22, 2005
Do you like all this Spam?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Could you, Would you, from a friend?
I would not, Could not from a friend
Would you, Could you, on your blog?
I could not would not, on my blog.
I can not, will not, from a friend.
I will not click on them in my mail.
I will not click no matter the sale.
Not in the mail! Not on my site!
Not on a dare! You wanna fight?
I do not like them a little bit.
I do not like them, not one bit.
I will not click on them in my house.
I do not click them with my mouse.
I do not click them here or there.
I do not click them ANYWHERE!
I do not like to read this spam!
Comment by *EbonyMom
September 22, 2005 @ 8:50 pm #
I think that every spammer that’s caught needs to be forced to eat a can of spam meat product for each and every comment and email they’ve forced upon the world. I hate spam!
What an awsome idea!
I really should not be allowed to compose poems when exhausted…
~ Dawn
Comment by *Jen W.
September 22, 2005 @ 10:46 pm #
I couldn’t agree with you more. I hate spam!
There should be a law against Spam.
~ Dawn
Comment by *Lisa
September 23, 2005 @ 7:52 am #
I can tell you have kids! LOL I couldn’t count how many times I’ve had to read that book to my kids when they were little. Funny poem!
funny thing is I was talking with a freind about spam…I think the two of us were really tired, as “green eggs and spam” was started, and it just developed from there
~ Dawn
Comment by *Daedalus
September 23, 2005 @ 11:55 am #
Now you can buy popular prescription drugs for half price!
Vioxx 2.54
Viagra 3.88
Just kidding! I hate spam, too. I get the drug ones all the time. Sad how people are that inconsiderate that they have to use malicious means to make money. If people would just quit clicking on it, we wouldn’t have such a problem!
LOL…well I know my spam detector works…this comment got slammed in the moderation bin and I had to retrieve it. I do wish that they would quit with the spam, it really irritates me when I get 20 messages, from 20 different people….which I had to get rid of. I am happy the spam blocker works though!
~ Dawn
Comment by *Bentley92
September 23, 2005 @ 4:55 pm #
Very cute and I couldn’t agree more. At work we got a spam blocker that works well but I’ll still get the refi your home for 2.5% once that sneak through.
The one for the blog is pretty thourogh and not much gets through. The one on my e-mail stinks, everything gets through…
~ Dawn
Comment by *Abbas
September 24, 2005 @ 1:50 am #
I have to spend 10 valuable minutes every morning to say hello and good-bye to my unwanted daily spams !I hate them and but mind you that spams are the most simplest side effects of computerization.
Otherwords spams are just like hundreds of billboards that everyday bothers our eyes and soul in the streets and unfortunately we are forced to see them !
The only way to get rid of them is ” not to turn on your PC !”
Abbas
Very true, it is unfortunate that in todays day and age, most everything has something to do, one way or another with computers. I didnt have a computer in my home untill about 6 years ago, so I do know how it is to not have one. But now that I do, I cant imagine not having a computer in my home, computers make our lives easier. Spam is annoying but in the long run, I can deal with it
~ Dawn
Comment by *Bond Hunter
September 26, 2005 @ 1:44 am #
Wondirful….absolutely wonderful.
I just love cute little joys like this one that I keep stumbling across on Blog Explsion.
Thank you, I had fun writting it
~ Dawn
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